Friday, May 28, 2010

Fatally Flawed


I'm writing to blow the whistle on yet another Rudd Government stuff up... one that will make Insulation and the BER look like case studies in good management. I have to qualify this by saying that I'm not directly involved, so what I am about to say is second or even third hand, in that I had a conversation yesterday (in an unrelated setting) with an individual (call him “Paul”) who is directly involved. Therefore, what I pass on to you is my understanding of what he told me but be assured Paul does exist, and the conversation did take place.

I'm sorry if that's too distant from the source, and there is always a possibility I have misinterpreted something Paul said. I also apologise for the length of this, but to get the problem across, a little explanation in necessary.

The Rudd Government here in Australia is stubbornly persistent in its plans to proceed with the National Broadband Network, at an estimated total cost of somewhere between $35 and $42 billion.

Now I'm at the front of the queue when it comes to wanting faster broadband, but unfortunately, the NBN is fatally flawed. Of most concern is the lack of security in data transmission.

To put it in simple terms, the NBN is designed like a daisy chain, or an old-fashioned telephone party line. Houses are grouped together in rows. Each row of houses is linked, house to house, so that to get to me, the data passes through equipment in my next door neighbour's home, and to get to my other neighbour, data passes through my home.

At each home, there is a little box on the wall that receives the signal, decodes it, extracts what it needs for me, then sends it on its way to the next house. The NBN people will tell you that data coming down the line to my house is secure. They're right. Unfortunately, though, data going back up line is not.

Let's say I am the CEO of a big mining company. A foreign agent looking to gather evidence in, say, some bribery allegation, moves in a few houses down the street. All he has to do is tinker with his box on his wall, and now he's seeing all of my outward internet traffic... He can read any email I send, he can see what websites I visit, and he can listen to my side of any internet phone call I make.

Or perhaps the foreign espionage example is extreme. Let's say I'm just an ordinary person. A few doors up a low life with a little technical expertise has tinkered as well. He now has access to any data I transmit... passwords, bank account log-in details, email, anything I send. In other words, he now has the keys to my life, and I have no way of knowing he's there.

It's sort of like me going into my study, locking the door and having an intimate conversation with my lover. Unfortunately, my wife might as well be sitting in a chair next to me because all she has to do to listen in is pick up the phone in the bedroom. (Not that I have a lover, but you get the point.)

No high tech wire taps. No need to access exchanges or cables in the street, or even to plant a listening device in my house. The NBN has done all the hard work, so now a spy, or a criminal, or a government, or anyone who wants to keep tabs on what an NBN subscriber is doing, just has to access one of those little boxes in the same daisy chain.

To complicate matters, the Government has shortlisted Huawei Technologies to supply core components for the network. Huawei is a company with links to China's People’s Liberation Army, and some believe it is a front for China's intelligence services.

The government has been warned about this fatal flaw, but has chosen to ignore it. For this government, in everything it does, it seems that it's more important to stick to policy no matter how bad that policy is, than it is to do something right. Maybe Senator Conroy doesn't understand the technology, or maybe he's too arrogant to admit the error. I'd hate to think he's exposing Australians to this level of risk deliberately.

The bottom line... $40 billion+ is about to be squandered on building an already obsolete network that places national, corporate and personal security at huge risk.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Not Islamist Enough

Life really does immitate art.

Did anyone happen to notice, last week, the goings on in Gaza? It seems the Islamist "Warriors of God" group rose up against Islamist Hamas, accusing them of "not being Islamist enough".

It reminds me of that scene out of Life of Brian...

Monday, August 10, 2009

Wobble


While politicians, bureaucrats and social engineers around the world debate carbon targets and emissions trading schemes, science continues to pop out research that casts doubt on climate modelling.
One of the cornerstones of the humans-did-it climate debate has been a rise in CO2 levels at the end of the ice age. Climate change proponents point to this rise as "proof" that evil CO2 is responsible for global warming, while skeptics point to the disparity in timing, showing that the rise in CO2 comes AFTER a warming event, therefore can't be its trigger.
An article published today in Science Daily headlined "Long Debate Ended Over Cause, Demise Of Ice Ages?" would seem to support the nay sayers.
Researchers at Oregon State University and other institutions blame known wobbles in Earth's rotation. This imperfection, they say, caused global ice levels to reach their peak about 26,000 years ago, stabilize for 7,000 years and then begin melting 19,000 years ago, eventually ending the last ice age and delivering our currently enjoyed mild climate.
They further suggest that their research proves that melting was first caused by more solar radiation, not changes in carbon dioxide levels as suggested by the pro human-caused climate change proponents.
Ah well. I suppose we shouldn't expect facts to get in the way of a good story, so carbon-induced climate doom will remain on front pages everywhere.
You can read the full SD article HERE.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Practical Thinking

You can always trust the Americans to come up with simple, practical solutions to problems that bureaucrats want to solve with over-complex regulations and processes. Here's one that is so stunningly simple I'm actually annoyed I didn't think of it myself.

Regular readers will know that I'm a global warming skeptic, but that doesn't meant I'm pro waste or in favour of continues pillage of our environment.

So against that background, here's a great idea...

Make Thursday the new Friday.

It's stunningly simple. A workplace just starts work an hour earlier in the morning and finishes an hour later in the evening, Monday through Thursday, and then is closed on Fridays, with the lights out and air conditioning off. For most, that would mean a miniscule change to working hours because I remember my deskbound days were usually 7.30ish to 6.30ish anyway.

It's already in trial in places like Utah, where about 17,000 civic employees have been working the 4 day/40 hour week for about a year, saving the state around US$1.8mil.

Bloody brilliant. 20% less commuting. 20% less air conditioning and lighting. Big drop in power and fuel consumption. It saves money and the environment at the same time.

THIS is the sort of solution we ought be be looking for instead of stupid emissions trading schemes and meaningless reduction targets.

Brilliant. When can we start?

Cool

I was paddling around the web a few days ago and found this...

It's a feed from ari traffic control channels around the world. You simply pick the tower channel you want to listen to, and there it is.

Mind wasting, time wasting coolness.

Back

Ok. So I've ignored my blog for a couple of months. Call it a vacation. Or a sabbatical. Or anything you like. I'm not sure I care what you call it, or even if you call it anything at all.

Truth is, I've been distracted. And my blog had turned into an anti-islamofascist rant that was getting boring and repetitive. I'll try hard to avoid doing that.

Anyway... Chester's back.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Useless Export

I tried Exporting my blog today. You know... there's a link on your dashboard.

I suppose it works, in so far as all of the posts seem to have been exported (in descending order), and all of the comments seem to have been exported (in ascending order), but there's nothing in the export file that links the comments with the original posts.

Absolutely bloody useless.

So now I'll just do it all for myself, post by post, manually. What a pain in the rear end that will be.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Nothing Nuclear Weapons Can't Fix



I don't know. Really. Is he a lunatic, or is that thinking "normal" in his part of the world.

How many people actually think like that? Is it possible to get them to all gather in the one place at the one time? You know... times are tough and those tactical nukes are expensive.

Or do we just wait until they actually do this shit, causing the Americans to retaliate such that the whole bloody region glows in the dark?

It doesn't make me angry any more. It just makes me sad.

And what's perhaps even more scary is the tone of the comments. Ok. I know tangle.com is a Christian site, but seriously, who's whackier, the cleric of the commenters.

For example, this gem from someone called Kelsey Louks, who writes "Its a good thing Christianity has never been used to validate violence. " Um. Kelsey. Ever heard of the Inquisition? Hmmm. Probably not. I suspect it's about as welcome on the curriculum as Evolution.

Or there's the whole "The Tribulation is coming. The end is nigh" thing. I'm sorry... expecting God to save us from Islamic loonies is like praying for a win on the craps tables of Vegas.

What can one say?

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Amazing World

I got yet another Nigerian Scam email this morning. This time, it was something about funds being transferred to my bank account. Whatever.

The point is, the scammer put a (fake) address on the bottom of the email. 236 Peckham Rd London.

That address meant I could respond with this...

Jeffrey,
Wow. This is amazing.
236 Peckham Rd.
Wow.
I used to live there. Really. Back in 1997 on a 12 month assignment in London. The big terrace with the green door and the camellias in the back garden.
Has the landlord fixed the leaking tap yet? I bet he hasn't. I called the managing agent every day with that one. It was always "we're looking into it". Seriously. How smart do you have to be to call a bloody plumber?
I remember catching the No 12 bus to work in the West End every morning. We had an office just near Covent Garden market. The bus was always quicker than the tube, and a damned site more comfortable. Too many sweaty people on the tube, don't you think? And from Peckham Rd, The bus was so much more conventient.
Is that great little café still there? You know the one. What's it called? The Como?
And the pub.... The Greyhound. Yes. That's it. Just down the road on the other side of the street. Do you drink there? If you do, say Hi to Annabelle for me. You know. The barmaid with big knockers. She'll remember me. Say "Schlong said hi".
Then there's Wendy's on the way home from the Greyhound after a few beers for a kebab. Not one of the world's great kebab houses, but that made me so homesick, because a lamb kebab on the way home from the pub is just about compulsory in Australia.
Oh... and that pie shop on the corner... Manzes. Fantastic pies, but I just can't bring myself to eat those jellied eels. Have you tried them? Say hi to Michael for me. He's the owner.
Wow.
This is great.
I haven't thought of Peckham Rd for years.
Thanks
Chester


I've never been to Peckham Rd, though I did spend most of 1997 in London working at an office near Covent Garden Market. (They say all good lies have to be based on at least a slither of truth.)

The research took 10 minutes, thanks to Google and StreetView. In a way, that's scary.
Actually, 236 Peckham Rd is a block of apartments. From what I can tell on StreetView, it's a converted terrace, but Jeffrey doesn't know that, I'm sure. There's one to rent there right now, by the way, for about nine hundred pounds a month. Nine hundred quid. For a one bedroom. Pffft.

Another quick Google search yeilded "The Standard Monetary Transfer Control Bank" at that address. It's not real, I'd suspect. You'd think the scammers would invest in some professional web design if they really want to pull his off. Ah well.

See? Isn't the web a wonderful place?

Friday, March 20, 2009

Even More Dangerous

And while we're on the subject of "dangerous to democracy", there's something happening in Australia right now that is, perhaps, the most dangerous of all.

The Labor Government is trialling new net censorship technology. They say it's to block access to child porn (which I would support... the blocking, not the porn). However, child porn clearly isn't the government's true intention, because the way they're implementing the filtering system is cloaked in secrecy, has no independent oversight, amd no right of appeal.

Last month, for example, the filters blocked access to a US anti-abortion site which the government deemed "inappropriate".

So now it's "inappropriate" sites that are to be blocked, and child porn is just a subset of that. And who decides what's inappropriate?

The government.

No. Stop. You're talking about Australia Chester. It's one of the few places left on earth where freedom and democracy are cherished, isn't it?

Well it used to be, but apparently no longer.

The web content filtering trial isn't about censoring child porn. It's about implementing technology that can censor ANY information that doesn't fit with what the government (or some nameless, faceless bureaucrat) deems 'appropriate'.

Last month, it was the anti-abortion website. This month, it's a Danish site that reveals something of the inner workings of the censorship itself. Next month? Maybe they'll switch off sites that raise concerns about union right of entry in their new IR package, or maybe they’ll turn attention to criticism of their ill conceived stimulus package And after that, how long before they find something on chesterbear.blogspot.com that they deem ‘inappropriate’?

Don’t you get it? Whatever the excuse, and whatever the merits of censoring genuinely objectionable sites (like child porn), no government should be allowed to implement technology like this without independent judicial oversight, because once that technology’s in place, it can be turned on anything a government doesn’t like.

What are we, China? Saudi Arabia? North Korea? Zimbabwe? I'm sorry, but I'm not comfortable with my nation being on that list.

I know the economy is at risk. I know the government’s got the proposed Emissions Trading Scheme all wrong, but there is no greater threat to this nation than giving a government the ability to arbitrarily censor criticism, and if you don’t believe that once the technology’s in place, sooner or later they’ll use it, then you are out of touch with the true nature of politics.

I urge you to write to Senator Conroy, the Minister responsible. His email address is senator.conroy@aph.gov.au.

Also write to people who are in a position to oppose this. Here's a short list.
Malcolm Turnbull, Leader of the Opposition - Malcolm.Turnbull.MP@aph.gov.au
Senator Nick Xenaphon, Independent Senator - http://www.aph.gov.au/Senate/senators/homepages/contact.asp?id=8IV
Senator Steven Fielding, Leader of Family First - senator.fielding@aph.gov.au
Senator Scott Ludlam, Greens Telecommunications Spokesman - senator.ludlam@aph.gov.au
Senator Nick Minchin, Opposition Telecommunications Shadow Minister - http://www.aph.gov.au/Senate/senators/homepages/contact.asp?id=JX4

And write to your newspapers, call your radio stations, talk about this with your friends and work colleagues.

If we do nothing, we won't have a democracy.

Monday, March 09, 2009

Dangerous

I read with alarm over the weekend that the Australian Labor Party has effectively taken over the Australian Red Cross, making it a defacto wing. They did that first by having one of their own, former Aboriginal Affairs Minister Robert Tickner, appointed as its CEO. Ok. I should clarify... The Red Cross appointed him, but since that appointment, Tickner has progressively politicised the organisation by appointing ex-Labor staffers and ex-union leaders to key positions.

The've then developed a cozy relationship with Labor Governments, both at a Federal and State level, such the the Red Cross has now become "the charity of choice" for many government initiatives, and is an instrument of Labor policy.

For example, the Red Cross controls the A$200m + that's been raised for the Victorian Bushfire Appeal, to the exclusion of other charities like The Salvation Army which raised $16m of its own, but has been frozen out of the comittee which will decide on how and where the aid is spent.

Salvation Army insiders are reported as saying that they are concerned at the closeness of the Red Cross/Labor relationship, and that, increasingly, to be selected for government partnerships, an NGO has to be seen to be a vocal supporter of the Labor government. Worse, they believe speaking out against government policy means an organisation could be sidelined.

This is a dangerous road for the Australian democracy. It's the sort of corrupt tactic that's commonplace in the third world, where governments attempt to remain in power by controlling every facet of a society.

I'm sure the Red Cross does good work. I just don't believe it ought be become an instrument of politics.

Eloquence

News Ltd CEO Rupert Murdoch received the American Jewish Comittee National Humanitarian Award this week and I'd like to quote from his acceptance speech. (Rupert, I hope that's OK with you.)

He had delivered a succinct summation of the situation in Israel and Gaza, and he ended with this...

My friends, I do not pretend to have all the answers to Gaza this evening. But I do know this: The free world makes a terrible mistake if we deceive ourselves into thinking this is not our fight. In the end, the Israeli people are fighting the same enemy we are: cold-blooded killers who reject peace … who reject freedom … and who rule by the suicide vest, the car bomb, and the human shield. Against such an enemy, I will not second-guess the decisions of a free Israel defending her citizens. And I would ask all those who support peace and freedom to do the same.

I encourage you to read the full test of his speech HERE

Friday, March 06, 2009

What Would You Do IV

How close do you think Iran is to developing nuclear weapons?

What do you think they'll do with them once they have them?

Think about this... think of just about any terrorist attack on Israel, the United States, and The West over the last 20 years, and you'll find the hand of Iran in there.

Those rocket attacks from Gaza into Israel... supplied and funded by Iran.
The Taliban... funded by Iran.
and I could go on and on, but you get the idea.

So here's anotehr hypothetical...

You're the head of a small country surrounded by enemies. One of those enemies, Iran, has vowed to bring about your total destruction. Its leaders use words like "we will wipe you off the map" on an almost daily basis.

That country is actively developing nuclear weapons, and all the while, it lies to the rest of the world about its intentions.

The day when they have enough fissionable material is fast approaching. SOme anaysts even think it has passed.

What would you do?

Make no mistake. A nuclear armed Iran which continues to fund terrorism on a global scale is an extremely dangerous animal. It doesn't just threaten Israel. It threatens you, because the creed of the people with their fingers on the trigger is that through bringing about the deaths of non-believers, they ensure their place in heaven.

Be afraid, and hope someone finds a solution sooner rather than later.

What Would You Do III

Did you know that Hamas terrorists are still firing rockets from Gaza into southern Israel?

That's right, more than 200 of them since the end of the Israeli military action on January 18.

Yesterday, they launched 5.

Where is the international condemnation?
Where are the protesters on the streets?
Where are the spineless leaders of governments, who fail to stand up and utter any words of condemnation?
Where is the United Nations, the bureaucratic and politicised waste of space that is so quick to condemn when Israel defends itself?

Do I sound pissed off? Good. Because I am... bloody pissed off.

Israel is a beacon of civilisation in a cesspit of lunacy. Every day, thousands of tonnes of humanitarian aid and supplies cross from southern Israel into Gaza... 131,477 tons of aid and 12,701,900 liters of fuel since January 18. Show me one other nation anywhere on earth that would permit supplies to flow across its border into a territory whose leaders refuse to abandon war and calls for its destruction. You can't, because it wouldn't happen.

So let me ask you for a third time... if you were the leader of a nation, and lunatic terrorists hell bent on your destruction and the death of all of your people were firing rockets at you from the territory next door, and the leadership of that territory was either complicit in those attacks or failed comprehensively to stop them, what would you do?

Don't answer, because anything other than "I'd blow the crap out of them" isn't the truth.

Israel is showing extraordinary restraint.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Charge It!



I noticed yesterday that the world's major mobile phone manufacturers have reached an agreement to standardise phone chargers across all models and all brands. One charger will then be able to charge any phone.

All I can say is "it's about bloody time". It always seemed the incredible waste, stupidity and excess that each time you bought a new phone, the charger was different. I have a box full of the things sitting in my attic... it seems such a waste to throw them out, but, of course, the phones they belong to have long gone.

My only hope is that laptop makers follow the lead.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Validation

I know this is long (16 minutes), but I can not recommend it to you more highly.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Zac's Day










The webcam at Zac's daycare caught him in an uncharacteristically quiet few moments today.




















Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Dangerous Felon


Police in Nigeria detained a goat last Thursday on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Really. They did. In fact, not only did they arrest the goat, they paraded him in front of bewildered media at a press briefing.

Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Tunde Mohammed, explained that the goat is an armed robber who attempted to snatch a Mazda car on Wednesday night, and later transformed into the goat in a bid to escape arrest.

He explained that men of a vigilance group in Anifowose Ipata/Oloje areas of the state capital had chased two armed robbery suspects who wanted to demobilise a Mazda car with the intention of stealing it, and "while one of them escaped, the other was about to be apprehended by the team when he turned his back on the wall and turned to this goat", Mohammed said.

"They quickly grabbed the goat and here it is.’’

The police spokesman said the goat "armed robbery suspect" will not be let off the hook until investigations into the case are concluded. Actually, he's reported as saying "left off the hook", which presumably points to the fate awaiting the goat if he is released.

Really. I didn't make this up. The full story is here in the Nigerian newspaper, The Vanguard.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Stunning Skill

I hope all of my readers appreciate the stunning skill displayed this week by Captain Chesley Sullenberger, pilot of the ill fated US Airways flight 1549 that ditched into the Hudson River earlier this week.

This is the first time in aviation history that a commercial airliner has made a "water landing" and survived in tact. It was a remarkable piece of flying, because Sullenberger needed to put that plane into the water absolutely horizontal from wingtip to wingtip. Just a few degrees out, and one side of the plane would have hit the water before the other, creating draq and torque that would have turned the plane sideways, flipped it over and smashed it into very small pieces. Just look at what happened to Ethiopian Airlines flight 961 which ditched into the Indian Ocean near a beach in Cormoros in 1996, killing 125 of the 175 people on board.

That could easily have been the outcome on the Hudson this week, if not for the exceptional skill of Captain Sullenberger.

Footnote: At the bottom of a report on the crash in the Sydney Morning Herald today were the usual Googleads, this time spruiking "Fear of Flying" courses.