Yet Another Representative

They just keep coming. This yesterday...

Dear,Friend.

It is my pleasure to let you know about my success in getting those fund transffered under the cooperation of a new partner from Japan. I didn't forget your past efforts to assist me in transffering those funds.

Now contact my secretary Mr. Sunday Henry his email.
(henry_ifeanyill24@yahoo.co.uk) ask him to send you the total($800.000.00) cheque which I raised for your compensation .so feel free and get intouch with him and give him your address where to send the cheque.Do Let me know immediately you receive it ok.

Best regards,
Dr.Johnson Williams

I replied, of course, because it would be rude not to do so, wouldn't it?


Dear Mr Henry,
I appreciate the notification from Dr Johnson Williams, but unfortunately, problems with the Tax Office here prevent me from accepting delivery of the funds at this time.

Therefore, please be a good chap and invest the $800,000 in Kitty Litter futures. With the current global financial meltdown, my sources tell me there is likely to be a massive world shortage by the end of the year. Those sources have a 100% track record so far, and I'd be foolish to ignore them. Please open the futures account in your name and I'll split the profit with you when we sell early next year. My sources are predicting the price will quadruple by the end of January next year so the $800,000 will become $3.2mil. Your share of the profit would be $1.2mil (if my arithmetic is right).

Thanks

*Sigh* You'd think I have nothing better to do.