Dear Santa,
There aren't many things I want or need in this world. The few things on my list are mostly spiritual in nature, and I know that you're a materialistic kind of guy so I've been looking around for the perfect gift for you to bring me pm Christmas Day.
I've decided I like one of these please. No... "like" is a bit mamby-pamby. I WANT one of these, and frankly, I'll be pretty pissed off if, after I've gone to all the trouble of finding it, you don't deliver.
So thanks in anticipation, and yes, I have been a good boy all year.
Chester.
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