It was somewhat reassuring, today, to see my mailbox filling up with spam offering to make my penis bigger.
One displayed an excellence in copywriting normally well beyond the skills of the average spammer...
"People judge your dick size by your shoes size. With megadick you don't have to wear bigger shoes to make women think you have a huge dick."
Um... Ok. Thanks for the tip. I always thought female pre-occupation with shoes was far more narcissistic.
6 comments:
Size doesn't matter, unless it's shoes we are talking about. Shoes that fit are essential.
Does this mean you read some spam? Did a spammer get paid because of this? I'm still learning.
Yeh, I get spam about how to make my willy bigger too. Doesn't this mean that I'd have to have penis envy in order to wish that it was bigger? Or at the very least, I'd have to have the appropriate appendage? Spam is so indiscriminatory. Down with spammers!
I don't what's funnier - the inane advice or the name of the product. Megadick?? What's next, supertits? LOL.
The whole thing with the big feet is a load of nonsense. A guy with really large feet freaks me out a little. Really, any body part that is unusually large or small is a little weird, on anyone. I used to know a very nice girl who had the largest bottom I'd ever seen, especially since she was otherwise quite slender. I could never stop staring at it.
Maybe that's just my hangup.
I love the subtlety of the name Megadick.
The bit I don't understand is this whole penis size thing. Does it really matter?
Are there pathetic losers out there who read this crap and think "oh. yes. i'm going to buy an unproven drug off someone i've never met, who's probably in china or africa (where the quality control is smaller than the wedding tackle), on the off chance that it will make my miniature dick bigger".
How much dumber do people get?
Of course, the REALLY annoying part obout this spam is the number of times it's arrived in my mailbox this morning. 8, between 7am and 7.45am.
So... here's the limp dicked arsehole who's sent it...
spammer: Sammy Lee
organization: Liquid Ventures Inc
email: admin@liquidventuresinc.com
address: 44/E ENTERPRISE SQUARE
city: KOWLOON
country: Hong Kong
phone: +852.94528422
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