Chester's been around. A lot. He's probably exceeded the maximum safe number of airline meals as defined in EU Regulations, and he's definitely gone over the maximum marriage limit as set down by People Against Insanity. He doesn't travel much any more... he just pontificates.
His thoughts are here.
I know a guy who used to be a tanker. I asked him once "What's the fastest way to destroy one of those, other than blowing it up?"
"Roll it."
"What?"
"Roll it down the side of a mountain."
Yes, there's a story behind that, but I'll spare you the details. Suffice it to say, I'm told it looks a bit like a meteor went through the trees with a big, empty hull at the bottom.
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Wooh! Soccer fairies!!! lol, I love it.
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I liked that the "modern gentleman ball" fellow picked up the lolly before he ran.
Ooh, that's what I need!! A tank.
I know a guy who used to be a tanker. I asked him once "What's the fastest way to destroy one of those, other than blowing it up?"
"Roll it."
"What?"
"Roll it down the side of a mountain."
Yes, there's a story behind that, but I'll spare you the details. Suffice it to say, I'm told it looks a bit like a meteor went through the trees with a big, empty hull at the bottom.
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